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It wasn't the 'beer goggles'... Try horny!

Posted by James, 16 Oct

You slept with a person whom you never would have slept with if you had been sober? DEAL WITH IT!

Your perfect partner could be online right now...

What are you looking for?

Stop blaming it on the old "beer goggles" adage because as far as the study by the U.K.'s Durham University is concerned, your beer goggles don’t exist! Your beer goggles aren’t real. Try another excuse for lowering your standards.

According to the author of the study Dr. Amanda Ellison, our blood alcohol content...doesn't magically make people more attractive, it just makes one more lustful saying: "We still see others basically as they are. There is no imagined physical transformation — just more desire. Alcohol switches off the rational and decision-making areas of the brain while leaving the areas to do with sexual desire relatively intact."

Although the above study suggests alcohol don’t make others look more attractive, other studies claim that it makes YOU more attractive to YOU. This is as per a paper released by French researchers suggesting that a person’s self confidence in their appearance increases based on the alcohol they think they have had – the more they think they have had, the hotter they think they are.

So next time you drop your drawers for some ‘sub-standard’ person, you were just HORNY!!! OR probably felt hotter. PERIOD!!!