I don't think anyone really reads the about you anymore. Nor do I think they read the rest of the profile. I mean I could talk about a midget hooker on unicorn on here and you would probably write to me saying, "I loved what you said about yourself how are you."

And that brings me to another bit question. Could a midget hooker ride a unicorn. I mean she's like 3 feet tall and the unicorn is like close to 6 feet. Yeah she may be able to use steps, but what if there are no steps around to jump up on.

But you know I've come to the conclusion that midget hookers cannot ride unicorns because simply unicorns do not exist, and midget is not a politically correct word... The phrase is "Micro Sized Escorts"

Ok. I you have been able to stomach this horrid profile this far. Well you deserve a pat on the back. So here is a little about me. I'm 27 proud father of three. Currently deployed to Iraq again.

I love what I do, I love who I am, And I'm not out to change who I am or anyone else it. I'm not looking for a match to me. If we shared all the same views, well that would be a little boring. I love mma (ufc), reaggaeton, rock, blues, ect. If it sounds good its on the radio. I love to travel, nothing better then just hop in the car and just go anywhere. I smile and laugh a lot. Its just who I am with my smart ass attitude at times.