WARNING: I AM NOT YOUR TYPE!!!

Kicked back, fun loving, crazy ass, country gent. I guess the only reaI way to describe me is I am me, never been anything else but me and don't ever want to be anything else but me, so if you don't like me then tell it to someone that cares because it isn't me. If you do like me, even as a friend, then say howdy, who knows you might just have a good laugh during the convo.

And ladies here's a little insight on nice guys.

We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls (OR TEXTS) you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a. M. That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/

Cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. Let us pay for you! Dont "feel bad" we enjoy doing it, It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful" I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand I'm not saying I woulndn't like it ether ; )

Also "getting some" is not the only thing EVERY guy cares about.

Girls, proof of this is if a guy will wait for you to be "ready" to "take your relationship to the next level" Not all guys are the same. And we're not all perfect either. We're only human.

Ladies, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. Ditch his sorry, disgrace to the male population ass and find someone who will treat you with utter respect. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes... And say "i love you" .. And actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance!