I'm a Sapiophile. I'm also funny, very smart, and "open minded" - the fluffy girl trifecta! Not to mention I can cook like nobody's business, doing pretty well financially, and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! Why the hell is this Queen still without her King?!!! A mystery for the universe.

Even though I live a pretty sweet life (single with no kids), I'm a little bored and hoping to shake things up a bit. In the applicable words of Trace Adkins, "I just want to feel something." I want to be excited about the potential of a new developing friendship, so please be local.

I enjoy doing things outside as long as the Texas sun is being merciful. I also bake and make my own homemade ice cream. With all this good food in Austin, I've become quite the foodie; especially when it comes to BBQ. I love to travel. I read voraciously and write for my own personal enjoyment. #legalizeit

And yet with all of my varied interests, I still spend too much time in my recliner drinking beer/wine and watching shows and movies on my tablet. I need more calorie burning activities in my life. ;-)

And it doesn't hurt if you're a Steelers fan. GO STEELERS!!!

Race is not important. Skin color will never block my blessings. We're all God's children.

And please note: We will NOT have any sort of sexual relationship until I'm feeling a connection, which means dating, talking, some hand holding, maybe some kissing (butterflies) - the whole nine yards. Most of you have forgotten how it's done. I haven't and nothing less will do. I'm not just three warm holes for your dangly bit. Show some respect or keep it moving.