Nickname | Sam339, Man, 41 |
Location | Toronto, Ontario, Canada |
Looking for a | Woman, aged 18 - 99, Black |
My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 4'5" (135 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Friends/Dating |
Body type | Slim build |
How would you describe yourself?
The name's Sam, though I do not eat green eggs and ham.
If my life were a poem, it'd be "Modern Man" by George Carlin. Browny points to any girl who is familiar with it.
When Shakespeare wrote: "First, kill all the lawyers".. He was referring to me. By day, I'm a mild mannered lawyer, but by night, II commandeer a pirate ship in search of ill gotten booty... I'm talking about treasure you perv ;-). Raiding and pillaging does get boring if done alone though, so I'm interviewing potential first mates.
I'm cultural tofu. Born in Russia, but lived in Canada for most of my life. Jewish by birth, reluctant non-believer by choice. My best friend's a Turk, my brother's are Austrian, and I find revelation through stimulation via conversation :D. Note to potential first mates: Must like tofu.
Some truths that my experiences have led me to so far:
A wise man once said, "everything in moderation.. Including moderation". That man happened to be inebriated and lying face down in the gutter, but I try to keep the advice in mind.
When I'm not out working, I'm working out... So I can have energy for going and hanging out. Being a pirate is a demanding activity after all.