My ethnicity is | Black |
Height | 6'2" (188 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Friends/Penpal/Long-term/Dating |
Body type | Athletic build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Do not smoke, but OK if you do |
Drinking | Drink socially |
Nickname | Jbenz, Man, 39 |
Location | London, England, UK |
Looking for a | Woman, aged 18 - 99, Any Ethnicity |
My ethnicity is | Black |
Height | 6'2" (188 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Friends/Penpal/Long-term/Dating |
Body type | Athletic build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Do not smoke, but OK if you do |
Drinking | Drink socially |
How would you describe yourself?
More than meets the eye... I am smarter than I look but dumber than I sound so I try to be heard but not seen... Are you with me? I know what you're thinking... But truth be told I lost my marbles a long time ago. Acceptance is bliss. If you do not know what a marble looks like then you must have also lost yours a long time ago... Which will teach you to laugh at me again won't it?
Oh yeah and please do not ask me for the pic in the mankini. I took it away for a reason and do not wish to send it to anyone no matter how nicely they ask.
Irreverence aside, I am one of the sheepishly and perhaps naive few that still believe the right lady-person-lovelycreature would be virtually worth doing anything for. Operative word being virtually.....I mean I already told you to drop the mankini requests. I was very vulnerable as a human being when those pics were taken.... and probably very hungry. In fact definitely. I've grown as a person since..... like a frog into a grotesque toad.
For the right person, that mountain is merely a molehill....and that ocean merely a puddle. There are literally billions of men on this earth....you may meet many of them, but you'll probably never meet another quite like me. I cannot say whether that is either good or bad for everybody, but I am certainly an individual. My mind is my own, my words are my own, my actions are my own and I will live or die by them.
I am looking for
Somebody who is down to earth, sincere & earnest and full of compassion. These are ideals that I find highly desirable but in reality I have a lot of time for a lot of people as I believe I have a lot of love to give.:0) (Yes you can be sick in your mouth now)
I like people that are willing to give and show others a chance and respect. (yes you can be sick in the bucket now)
Open to all kinds of relationships, friendships, more, less... Whatever really, but what I would love to find is the love of my life... (Just open the window and throw up already).
Descriptive non description section: I like family, friends, trees, food oxygen, water, eating, sleeping, staying in but also going out and many more fun activities like this! And on that note, she must enjoy travelling... The beer won't fetch itself will it. I kid I kid... (sorry mum! Although why my mum would be reading this I don't know) I actually don't even like beer. Besides I employ my neighbours toddler to fetch me beverages anyway. I don't care for my image much, so if overgrown men sipping baileys at the bar is a complete lights out turn off then at least it will be too dark for you to ever see me coming and escape.
Vaguely interpretive, subjective and realistic demand: In a partner I would like somebody intelligent, who likes banter and likes to have fun.
Obscenely ridiculous demand section: She must have a hip-waist ratio of 0. 7, and BMI of below 25 and weigh less than my overgrown big ass self does.
Tall enough to be able to see without rotating my head 90 degrees towards the ground but not so tall that my face has due reason to be repeatedly nestled between the breadth of her bosom. I think I've just talked myself out of that one. Hate when that happens. If you are taller than me with heels on, then I would suggest you wear smaller heels. Or I will wear bigger ones.
Her belly should not protrude further than that of her derrière, neither her shoulders that of her hips. Jonny Bravo is a handsome guy... But he's fictional. And he's also a guy.
Last thoughts/ Pearls of wisdom/lunacy:
- If beans on toast is your favourite meal, then I question both our compatibility and your sanity although I remain open to being proved wrong.
- If you call football soccer then I shall correct you. Frankly you should be caned but I am a modern man. A stern word will suffice.
- I am exceptional at nothing, yet interested in everything.
- Talking is good but as a learner I should like to listen.
- Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
- "Not only so, but we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope."- Romans 5:3-4
- The beauty in the baking is in the time and waiting. I am obsessed with cheesecake though if you're American I definitely eat less than your president does. That's a bit of a cheap shot, but nobody ever got the girl with heavy politics did they. Trump obviously mail ordered his. I don't think his Etonian bumbling sycophantic country cousin Boris Johnson is much better by the way.....
If you just read all of that spiel then I sincerely apologise and also ask why!??...
God bless :0)