| My ethnicity is | White |
| Height | 5'2"-5'6" |
| Status | Single |
| Seeking | Long-term/Dating/Friends/Penpal |
| Body type | Few extra pounds |
| Have children | No children |
| Smoking | Do not smoke, but OK if you do |
| Drinking | Never drink |
| Nickname | FastAsYouCan, Woman, 35 |
| Location | Morganton, North Carolina, USA |
| Looking for a | Man, aged 18 - 40, Any Ethnicity |
| My ethnicity is | White |
| Height | 5'2"-5'6" |
| Status | Single |
| Seeking | Long-term/Dating/Friends/Penpal |
| Body type | Few extra pounds |
| Have children | No children |
| Smoking | Do not smoke, but OK if you do |
| Drinking | Never drink |
"Mannequins stolen, stripped."
My name is Emily and I'm a full-time student majoring in English Education.
I'm going to teach English in Africa.
I'm extremely boring.
I love school, and books, and movies about books.
I live at home - deal with it.
I'm vegetarian (this means I don't eat meat, or fish, or chicken, or sharks).
I'm pretty sure I could write a story about my life and only use lyrics from Fiona Apple songs (this is both creepy and sexy).
I'm incredibly picky about what I read. I can't spend hours eyeballing something that's not going anywhere.
I insist that people sit on my side of the table. I feel much less lonely that way (and you're not staring at me).
I am a terrific speller but phonetically I will mangle a word like an 8-year-old.
I don't finish most of the books or shows I get into. I hate when things end...
No, I will not text you.
I'm kind of adorkable.
I'm 20 years old and I want to have fun this summer (although my idea of fun may differ greatly from yours).
I want to make some friends and I'm open to a relationship, but I don't want anything too serious, too quickly.
I am looking for
Since I'm going to teach English, please do your best to speak and type it properly because it's the most impressive thing to me.
I'm a grammar Nazi, please refrain from speaking like a retarded person (alot is NOT a word).
If there is a red squiggly line under one of your words, I advise you to rethink the use of that word.
I don't love (a. K. A. I HATE) the outdoors but I've read enough to know that other people do.
If you are the kind of person who loves to go run around outside, please leave me alone.
Anyone who describes themselves as a "good ol'" anything is not getting very far with me, don't waste your time.