If you've happened upon my profile, I'd like to say that whether or not I seem all that appealing, I would still like to answer any spiritual or philosophical questions you might have, or shoot the breeze.

Right now I'm substitute teaching, giving sculpture workshops, landscaping, writing, gardening, making chocolate, climbing trees, listening to some strange indie music, petting my cat Theta, eating exotic cheese, juicing, ranting, proselytizing, and occasionally applying to grad school.

I love to entertain people, am a naturephile, and a trivia machine:

Did you know that herring and similar genera are the only animals which can digest wax from plankton? Did you also know that they communicate with each other via flatus bubbles? Together you and I can use this knowledge to make the world a better place!

Ancestry is mostly European mutt. Lots of celtic, but also some black dutch(german), french, and a significant % of american native, but I can't pinpoint the tribe.

Dirty blond hair, whiskers of a scarlet hue, and silky brown body fuzz(srry if tmo). Also, I'm ~ 6'2, dark blue eyes, ~165lbs, with the strength of 10 mules and the intensity of a thousand suns!!

(Okay, maybe more like nine mules. Nine miniature mules. Nine miniature, but very rambunctious mules. And most of those suns could be brown dwarfs, shtechnicalities...)