Women mood swings
Who can explain this… how a conversation with a woman can jump from sexy to sour in a jiffy? And don’t even think about telling her that some studies have found PMS to be a myth :lol:
When it comes to women and moods, there usually is no cue when the next will strike. This reminds me of this joke I read some time back:
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".The man said, 'Build me a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
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The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy."
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Understanding women is quite a task. But when the swings strike, there is usually the old age “hormones᾿ explanation. And then there is one more … You have probably been a d*** and it’s really your fault.
One mistake men make is that they assume that a woman’s moodiness is all about them. The ego :lol: Ever stopped to think that she probably just had a bad day at work? Show that you care by asking about that. And whatever you do, do not let your big mouth suggest that she is PMSing. Just go along with whatever she says has ticked her off.Help out a little… dinner, run to the shops. It could be the uneven division of labor that’s making her moody.
But the very best advice … Offer your hairy chest for a punching bag and take the blows as a man. Let her vent out without you b*tching back. Then draw her a bath, brush her hair and rub her back. You will be generously rewarded when she is in a better mood ;-) You feel me?
Think this is cocky? Well… works for me like a charm
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