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Love Stats...and other myths
I've found a sex expert, she's written a book. I'm going to share with you all the juicy little popular myths about men and their bodies that your high school health teacher forgot to share with you.
Hey this is Leticia and I remember my 7th grade health teacher Mr. Brown like it was yesterday when I sat in his class looking embarrassed by all the pictures and the talks about the male and female anatomy. And here we are a ...few years later, okay, some years later, still wondering how in the world does it do what it do?
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I didn't get a chance to check out the appearance of SexPert Tracey Cox when she appeared on Oprah. However, I have come across her book entitled Supersex. In it she talks about the great myths about men and their bodies. For example did you know that the average man has around seven erections a day. Who knew this? Sadly for most men and women, the majority of the "soldiers stand at attention" during their sleep. Actually, I did know this one and trust me when I tell you...I've heard of "you can't rape the willing", can you rape the sleeping? If they don't wake up is it still an offense? I was just wondering.
Another thing is that the average man can keep an erection for up to 40 minutes. Sadly most don't last that long, but this could be a great time to decorate it. While it's just standing there being non-productive and he's knocked out ‘cause that's what they do. Go get a magic marker, some ribbon, cotton balls and pretend you are in arts and crafts. If you are brave, take pictures and save them for the next time, he talks crap about how he lays it on you. Trust me when I tell you the next time (if there is a next time), he will make sure that you fall asleep first.
Here's one I've never heard on Jeopardy. Question: It can reach up to speeds of 28mph and contains more protein than a medium-sized pork chop. Answer: What is a man's ejaculation? Who test and measures these things? What was their major in College?
A few more things to keep in mind as you search for Mr. Right. According to the book, bald men have stronger sex drives. Apparently, there is some connection between hair loss and testosterone. The same chemical that is responsible for the sex drive in men. We have all heard that guys with big feet and big hands have...big shoes and big gloves right? The sad thing is that neither means he will have a big penis. This reason alone is why the "wonder bra" is fair and equal punishment.
The one we have all wanted to know, does research support the age-old myth that black men have the largest penises? Well, as long as we are talking averages according to the author's research it is true. Followed by white guys and then Asians. So, my sick curiosity has me wondering; if your parents were black and Asian, would your stuff be bigger, on average, than a white guys? What about my Hispanic, Multi-cultural and Native American brothers? Why are their penises left out of the loop? I guess I'll have to do my own independent study. The things I do for my craft.