Take a deep breath...this'll only hurt for a moment.

Posted by Leticia, 03 Feb 08

Love Stats...and other myths

I've found a sex expert, she's written a book. I'm going to share with you all the juicy little popular myths about men and their bodies that your high school health teacher forgot to share with you.

Hey this is Leticia and I remember my 7th grade health teacher Mr. Brown like it was yesterday when I sat in his class looking embarrassed by all the pictures and the talks about the male and female anatomy. And here we are a ...few years later, okay, some years later, still wondering how in the world does it do what it do?

Your perfect partner could be online right now...

What are you looking for?

I didn't get a chance to check out the appearance of SexPert Tracey Cox when she appeared on Oprah. However, I have come across her book entitled Supersex. In it she talks about the great myths about men and their bodies. For example did you know that the average man has around seven erections a day. Who knew this? Sadly for most men and women, the majority of the "soldiers stand at attention" during their sleep. Actually, I did know this one and trust me when I tell you...I've heard of "you can't rape the willing", can you rape the sleeping? If they don't wake up is it still an offense? I was just wondering.

Another thing is that the average man can keep an erection for up to 40 minutes. Sadly most don't last that long, but this could be a great time to decorate it. While it's just standing there being non-productive and he's knocked out ‘cause that's what they do. Go get a magic marker, some ribbon, cotton balls and pretend you are in arts and crafts. If you are brave, take pictures and save them for the next time, he talks crap about how he lays it on you. Trust me when I tell you the next time (if there is a next time), he will make sure that you fall asleep first.

Here's one I've never heard on Jeopardy. Question: It can reach up to speeds of 28mph and contains more protein than a medium-sized pork chop. Answer: What is a man's ejaculation? Who test and measures these things? What was their major in College?

A few more things to keep in mind as you search for Mr. Right. According to the book, bald men have stronger sex drives. Apparently, there is some connection between hair loss and testosterone. The same chemical that is responsible for the sex drive in men. We have all heard that guys with big feet and big hands have...big shoes and big gloves right? The sad thing is that neither means he will have a big penis. This reason alone is why the "wonder bra" is fair and equal punishment.

The one we have all wanted to know, does research support the age-old myth that black men have the largest penises? Well, as long as we are talking averages according to the author's research it is true. Followed by white guys and then Asians. So, my sick curiosity has me wondering; if your parents were black and Asian, would your stuff be bigger, on average, than a white guys? What about my Hispanic, Multi-cultural and Native American brothers? Why are their penises left out of the loop? I guess I'll have to do my own independent study. The things I do for my craft.

66 responses to "Take a deep breath...this'll only hurt for a moment."

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  1. Posted: 07 Jun 08

    Bald Men uh? hmmm...who knew! Darn! how am I supposed to look at my boss on Monday morning! LOL! - This has damaged me!

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  2.   mossimo36 says:
    Posted: 03 Jun 08

    Fala, I need your advise!

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  3.   mossimo36 says:
    Posted: 16 May 08

    Welcome to the party besweet!!

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  4. Posted: 12 May 08

    Size really doesn't matter, despite that tacky sex pill infomercial. It's all in the technique. The largest sexual organ is the brain after all. And yeah, they do teach this stuff in school. As a psych major in my college days, I took a course in Human Sexuality, and all the stuff that was mentioned in the article was in my classes. That and much more. I also was a part of a group on my campus that ran safer sex seminars and STD workshops. Reading that article took me back to my college days...the fun parts at least.

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  5.   Lady18 says:
    Posted: 11 May 08

    Does size matters that much?

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  6.   besweet says:
    Posted: 01 May 08

    nicefella, mossimo, unme, yall are crazy !!! LOL Interesting article ! I have dated men of different races/ethnicities except white for over 25 yrs. I have not found it to be true that blk men are bigger a majority of the time. They have just been average most the time. Which is fine by me, as others before me said Bigger hurts like heck. LOL Its how you use what you got that makes the you a good lover. And IF you learn how to please your partner then you have the more important thing than size. I liked the nine times getting an erection factor. Lets me know I can wake my man up and get some more. LMAO !!

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  7.   mossimo36 says:
    Posted: 24 Apr 08

    Dear Fala, I need advice please.

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  8. Posted: 23 Apr 08

    Is Fala qualified to give love advic??...lol

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  9.   mossimo36 says:
    Posted: 22 Apr 08

    I am not feeling the love sweetnes,lol

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  10.   sweetnes20 says:
    Posted: 14 Apr 08

    OMG, thats tooo funny nesha!!

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  11.   nesha86 says:
    Posted: 12 Apr 08

    Seven erections in a day huh? I don't think it's an offense to have sex with a man while he's sleeping, or at least it shouldn't be. How could anyone sleep through that anyway?

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  12.   unme23 says:
    Posted: 10 Apr 08

    I think Fala should start her own love colum.

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  13.   SxyWhtTiger says:
    Posted: 07 Apr 08

    interesting article...guess it just depends on the person.

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    • serenity33 says:
      Posted: 20 Oct 10

      The article is biased and if things are done right, the woman will fall asleep first. That is a very true statement and it does depend on the person.

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  14. Posted: 07 Apr 08

    Your very welcome fala!!!

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  15.   unme23 says:
    Posted: 07 Apr 08

    Not even no love from Fala!!

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  16.   SWEETNES20 says:
    Posted: 07 Apr 08

    I love you white guys!!!!

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  17.   sweetnes20 says:
    Posted: 06 Apr 08

    I gots love for you unme!!!

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  18. Posted: 06 Apr 08

    Wow, even i got offend there rose...lol

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  19.   Fala says:
    Posted: 05 Apr 08

    LOL@Unme don't worry, I'm sure you're the exception!

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  20.   unme23 says:
    Posted: 03 Apr 08

    Wow, no love for us white guys, huh rose...lol

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  21.   mossimo36 says:
    Posted: 03 Apr 08

    Look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane....able to reach speeds of 28 miles per hour!!!

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  22.   Daria22 says:
    Posted: 02 Apr 08

    Why is there so much attention on size versus skill? If you don't know how to use what you've got, then you should be worried. While I'm not working with a large sample size, my experience has taught me that technique, attention to detail and communication are key.

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  23. Posted: 01 Apr 08

    i think that black men overall do have a bigger and thicker manhood. i have been with few white guys and sometimes it was just pathetic at least for my taste. this was a good article, i did learn a thing or two

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  24.   lovely2see says:
    Posted: 01 Apr 08

    I really enjoyed this article. It was fun and interesting.

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  25.   Fala says:
    Posted: 01 Apr 08

    Well dayum! Thanks Nicefella!

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  26.   Cali2002 says:
    Posted: 30 Mar 08

    Sorry, but I've been with only Black men and 1 middle eastern guy and the size stuff is total B.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Out of the Black men I've dated only a small percentage of them actually had a "big" one. The majority had an average one and a small percentage had a "small" one. The only relationship, as someone stated, was height and then thats not always the truth...as with the midedle eastern guy. Think of it as a bell curve. One the far left you have the big, the far right you have the small. In the middle, average penis, is where most of them are. And as for porno, the white guys have just as big, if not bigger, packages...which is not something I would ever want...Hell No!

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  27. Posted: 30 Mar 08

    Fala is a bomb?? Oh boy, shes about to blow up!!

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  28. Posted: 30 Mar 08

    Fala is a bomb?? Oh boy, shes about to blow up!!

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  29.   sweetnes20 says:
    Posted: 30 Mar 08

    I hate when that happens.

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  30.   Freeofdrama says:
    Posted: 29 Mar 08

    I thought the article was going to talk about a persons first time...not penis size. Sorry, I guess I'm a little slow...LOL

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  31.   mossimo36 says:
    Posted: 28 Mar 08

    lol unme, how about mamacita? Was trying to say Fala is the bomb

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  32. Posted: 28 Mar 08

    Why yes it was fala!!!

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  33.   unme23 says:
    Posted: 28 Mar 08

    what the heck is a bamba...is that like a labaomba??

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  34.   mossimo36 says:
    Posted: 23 Mar 08

    Fala is la bamba!

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  35.   Sexycynamin says:
    Posted: 23 Mar 08

    I'm with the majority that doesn't believe size matter. I've had my share and the larger it is...the more it hurts. BUT, the smaller it is hurts also(wink). In my younger years, I wanted larger, but as I gotten older, I realized an average penis with an experienced man is the BOMB. The size on a taller man (6'+) was in no comparison to the 5'9" man. I have been told the 5' and less was ever more amazing. Race doesn't matter when it comes to size because it range. If he doesn't know what to do with it.... LADIES, show him. GUYS, catch on.

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  36.   Fala says:
    Posted: 23 Mar 08

    Wow thanks, NiceFella! Was that a compliment?

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  37. Posted: 21 Mar 08

    I try....lol.

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  38.   mossimo36 says:
    Posted: 21 Mar 08

    Where is Bucky Goldstein? Those Native American Jews supposedly have the largest ones...

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  39.   UNME23 says:
    Posted: 18 Mar 08

    Thats funny fella, yeah she is!!

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  40. Posted: 10 Mar 08

    Nahhh, i dont think so unme, im sure fala is better looking.

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  41.   unme23 says:
    Posted: 09 Mar 08

    i think trhat was fala in the picture

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  42.   tigerlilies says:
    Posted: 07 Mar 08

    Very interesting article. Made me laugh

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  43.   Darkilcious says:
    Posted: 05 Mar 08

    Size has nothing to do with it if you really love that man.I love my man for who he is, a 64 year old black man that is very romantic and he satisfies me in every way. Me personally has no place for a man that has a huge penis because when I have sex I want to enjoy it and a man that big always give me nothing but pain.

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  44.   Mimi423 says:
    Posted: 05 Mar 08

    I love the article!!!! I have been with black men for 18 years-the span of my sex life as a 37 year old woman. I just recently began dating white men. I must admit that most of the penis' are very similar in size except for this 28 year old brother I mess with. He has it all,but does not really know what to do with it. Oral sex,however,the white guys have it on lock!!!!!!

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  45.   mossimo36 says:
    Posted: 05 Mar 08

    The photo alone made this article worth looking at...keep on researching!

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  46.   Me says:
    Posted: 02 Mar 08

    I have to confess (it Sunday), that the pic got my attention. I began reading and kept reading until I finished the whole article (rare for me, I'm a skimmer)....I found it well written and very humorous. It was insightful and I think rare in truth. I am a Black man and agree with the findings of "size". It's based on "average", so there are (I guess) varying stats in most groups. The subject was not offensive and it was fine to talk about it here, we're adults and need to stop "sugar coating" things. I'm told that "width" is really whats up wit ladys anyway. There is something else to Black men that needs to be considered too, if you wanna really know what's "up". There is a "soulful-sensual" element, that not only comes from his body; lips, butt, skin-tone, voice, eyes, and with some, it's his attitude and other things. Not EVERY Black man has a large penis, and not all Asians, Native Americans, or Whites have a small ones by default. I believe there are variations with all groups. I do like the one I have...lol, but I hope the one I love...loves me for more that the "nut-factor"....lol

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  47.   mossimo36 says:
    Posted: 01 Mar 08

    Now that was an interesting article...am sure Fala loved it!

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  48.   unme23 says:
    Posted: 01 Mar 08

    good point seeitall, i agree.

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  49.   cocokisses says:
    Posted: 29 Feb 08

    this will only hurt for a minute...that's what they all say!

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  50.   seenitall says:
    Posted: 26 Feb 08

    believe me,neither foot size,hand size,ear size,or whatever nonsense you hear about what may tell you about the size of a man's penis,and that INCLUDES height! I have seen many men,6ft or over with SMALL(and I mean SMALL penises)and that is erect! So height does not tell you.Sure,you are more likely to see a 9 incher(or above)on a taller man,but again,height does not tell you.In the end the reason is,none of it really matters anyway.Deep down,WE ALL KNOW what is MOST important.right?

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