Ever received those super creepy messages from fellow online daters that made you go; “No wonder they are single”, even though ironically, you too are single and on an online dating site hoping to meet someone and fall deeply in love?
To be honest, more than half of the messages I receive from would-be mates creep me out. And much as such seemingly creepy stuff we bump into online is what makes online dating that much fun, sometimes you tend to wonder whether some of these people have purposely made it their mission to die single or they are in online dating sites just to mess with other serious singles or probably just give us a good laugh.
Well, whenever you are online and want to take the edge off of you when your search for love gets a bit discouraging; whenever you want to give yourself a good laugh, WhyTheyreSingle.com has a great compilation of such creepy emails and IMs in a blog; from the rib-cracking funny to the down right horrendous.
Imagine getting such an opening line: “You have a striking resemblance to the girl I lost my virginity to. I’m willing to make the same mistake twice, if ya know what im saying” To be honest this one is not only doomed to be single, but has also banished himself to the cage of DIY sex
Here is a super honest one one: “I am a virgin. It’s a horrible situation. I was hoping I could find someone on here to end this nightmare. I messaged you because you seem like an open minded and attractive person…” Begging for sex? Is that what online dating is being used for these days?
I was laughing at these profiles until I came across one that seemed like a copy-paste of what I may have told a bunch of women: “First of all, I’d like to watch a drop of water roll down from the top of your head… down your luscious cleavage… then down your navel… and get absorbed in your crotch.” I am guilty of being this graphical.
I am super guilty of such creepiness!