When I saw the title of this video “Girls are Like M&Ms” I had to watch it and get the guy’s analogy.
Well it’s not just about girls… it speaks for all of us. Don’t you just love the dude’s way of thinking (besides the ‘zapping the dad’ bit
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Posted by Ria, October 28th 2009
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For what it’s worth?….
I agree with the conceptual idea of interracial
mingling if it is for LOVE~;… not just mixing
races to get one nondescript race of humans.
I LOVE the BLACK woman BECAUSE of her uniqueness!
If I wanted a “mixture”..I’d buy a bag of mixed M&Ms …. and not care what color they were. But I DON’T.
I am ONLY interested in the Brown/Dark Brown kind.
Why?? ….
Frankly,… I prefer Brown/Dark Brown M&Ms.
They just taste better, to me. And I LOVE the taste.
There is just something about that sweet chocolate
that is so satisfying… nothing else matches it.
The others are just colors…
yellow, red, blue, green and so on.
But the Brown/Dark Brown ones….
I just close my eyes and my mouth waters.
And yes,… they melt in my mouth…and sometimes
get gooey in my hand…. and I lick it all off my
fingers and swallow every tasty drop of melted M&M.
I know it gets messy, .. and I just love it!!
Sometimes I take the M&J out of my mouth and look
at it inside,… just to see what an M&M looks like
deep up inside that outer coating. WOW!! Yummy.
Then,.. I pop it back in my mouth and I suck on it.
I love the way it feels when it melts. The way
it trickles down my throat. So completely soothing.
There is no taste on earth that is so satisfying.
And no other color of M&M that I even care to taste.
Does that make me prejudiced?? …
Maybe so,… I don’t know and I really don’t care.
I just know what I like! Dark chocolate is all I
want. I don’t “dislike” the rest, but I don’t eat
them either! I only want to eat/taste a Brown one!!
Why?? ….
Well,..I know they are REAL. They are Honest.
They TASTE the way they LOOK. They are completely
chocolate…. they aren’t trying to be blueberries.
But the BLUE ones always try to be “Chocolate” !!!
Why?? …..
They know everybody REALLY wants the Chocolate
ones…. NOT “Blueberry” ones!! Not BANANA ones.
NOT GREEN “somethings”. .. They all are different
colors on the outside,…but want to be *** inside!!
The Brown/Dark Brown M&Ms .. LOOK like chocolate and
don’t try to be anything that they are not. I like
that kind of honesty. Some how … they just taste
richer. Some people say there’s no difference, but,
To me,…
They taste sweeter,…smoother, richer, fuller,…
they seem to melt deeper, fuller, into my mouth …
–and the sudden burst of flavor when they finally
explode; –releasing all their natural goodness…..
WOW!! OMG, WOW!!! ….Ooooooohhh yummmmm!!!!…..
The sudden rush of energy I get when that little
bitty M&M bursts between my upper lip and my tongue,
squirting a sweet mixture of intoxicating chemistry
all over, down my throat, ..it leaves me inebriated.
I can’t help it; –I just lose it!!! ….
There is nothing like it!! I don’t want to move!!
It leaves me dizzy!!! And I can’t stop eating until
the entire package has given up every ounce of …
flavor and nutrition (it really is nutritious)…!!!
I can’t leave it alone until the entirety of every
thing the package has to offer,… has completely
satiated my desires for flavor.. and not even a
gooey, finger-licking smear of stickiness is left!
.. And….
I’m sorry but,… for me at least,… only the Brown
Dark Brown Chocolate will ever touch my lip. I can’t
even imagine enjoying any other color of M&M. Maybe
I’m spoiled! Or maybe the chocolate got in my blood.
Or maybe I’ve learned to eat Brown/Dark Brown M&Ms!!
I’ve learned exactly how to eat one in a way that totally detonates a cascading eruption of bursting
flavor that defuses every fiber within me with JOY!!
UH…AHM….!! — I AM (actually) talking about the
M&M chocolate candy!!! LOL. But YOU knew that all
along!!! I mean,… What else could a white man put in his mouth that actually tastes SOOooohhhh GOOD!!
HUH??……
Okay… I admit it… when it cums to my M&Ms…
I am SOOOOooohhh ORAL !!! I know,… I LOVE it!!!!
And I always will!! I could suck one right now!
Keep the blue and green, etc.; I just want BROWN !
~ and for what it’s worth? ….
I want to MARRY a Brown/Dark Brown M&M !
Any good suggestions??
Just keeping it real–
Love to all,
and Happy Halloween…!
WiseChoice
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Where are the white M&Ms….racist company…lots of yellow, red, brown, and no white.
RACISTS!!
I luv them brown ones though. Tasty tasty tasty!
Melt in my hands and in my mouth!
The M&M is a metaphorical reference….ahhh screw that stuff…..
…..love me some brown M&Ms.
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very funny and cute
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MMMMMmmmmmmhhhh…. M&Ms…!!!
WOW. What a subject!
I think every body likes M&Ms!!
They’re actually healthy for the body! It’s true!
The dentist, may not agree,… but they are good’
for nerve conduction, happy moods, stamina,..etc.
At least that’s what I have been told. Some say
they are good for other things too! But I won’t
go into all that! You know,..being polite and all.
Everybody seems to have their own way of enjoying
M&Ms. Eating an M&M is a very personal matter.
Some just gobble them without really tasting them.
Others,… like me,..prefer to place the little M&M
gently between the upper lip and tip of the tongue,
and slowly nurse the melting flavor into the mouth.
Some don’t care what color they are,… and others
have preferences. For instance, I will ONLY eat a
Brown Chocolate one! (Others can have all the rest!)
Nothing wrong with mixing colors,… but I only like
the Brown Chocolate variety. Is that too picky?
I love the brown color,..everything about them!!
Something about that Dark Brown Chocolate color
that just turns me on!!! I just Love them!!
I’ve really always loved them as long as I remember.
I like the way they melt in my mouth; ..and trickle
down my throat in such a soothing way! Sometimes
they melt in my hands!! WOW..! OMG!! What a feeling!
That’s when I like to lick the gooey melted syrup
off of my fingers. I also like to lick it out of
my mustache and beard,…ONLY Chocolate ones!!!
I like the chocolaty fragrance of melted M&Ms.
Sometimes I get sticky melted liquid in my nose.
I absolutely love it!! It’s intoxicating to me!
Sometimes I get so much melted chocolate M&M in
my nostrils, I actually get dizzy from the all
the wonderful aroma! MMmmmmmmhhhh…Chocolate M&Ms!!
Other times when they begin to melt, I open them up,
to see what they look like inside … underneath
that delicious sugary, chocolaty coating. LOVE IT!!
I’m hoping … this Halloween,… I get a nice M&M
package of BROWN Chocolate-ONLY. —NOT a mixture.
I only eat Chocolate Brown!! Not blue or green, etc.
Why?…. The Brown Chocolate ones are “HONEST”.
That’s right! They don’t try to be blueberries,
strawberries or bananas or whatever green ones are.
They’re chocolate all the way! They’re REAL.
No games! No pretense! No Halloween pranks. When I
eat a Brown Chocolate one, I KNOW what it is!
So I don’t go for a mouthful of blue, yellow, red
or green,… because I can’t figure them out.
I don’t understand. Are they all chocolate inside?
I don’t know and I don’t even care. Just give me
a nicely packaged Brown Chocolate one!! MMMMmmmmhh!
I’m sure other people will eat all the other colors.
ME?? -Maybe I’m prejudiced. But I like what I like!
In fact,… if an M&M were a lady,…I’d marry one.
Woops!!! Did I say that?!
… But,…
We’re talking here, about CANDY, folks! –RIGHT??
…HuH???? ….Yeah,….rrrrrRIGHT ! Thought so!!
Load up on M&Ms this season and
Have a safe Halloween, folks.
—and,… send me a nice Brown Chocolate one!!
I appreciate it!
Sincerely,
WiseChoice
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So funny!!! I wish more people had his perspective.
Mmmmm M&Ms…
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Omg he is so funny (and bogus to his dad) lol
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I love that video! It i funny and a really great anaolgy.
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Funny and true. On the inside we are all alike. So let’s go make some asian/white/black/indian babies – afterall it’s also good for the planet.
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P.S.
All M & M’s are Chocolate brown in the center of colored sugar coating .
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LOL, loved it!
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I loved it. He is really cute and comical. If I was 15 years younger, I would have a huge crush on him.
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You mean Women melt in your mouth and hands? And where do I get a case of interracial M&M’s?
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LOL, love the video and the comments. I’m allergic to chocolate though…so where is my analogy?
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lol how funny is guy ,wish there were more ppl with his perspective
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That boy is too cute.
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