Have you ever had dating amnesia? Well let me be your doctor and give you the symptoms. Ever been on a date only to realize later that you don’t remember the name of the person you went on a date with? And no matter how much you dig in that skull of yours, no name pops up. All you remember is how sloppy the kisses were, how good she was in bed… You know you have it :lol:
Now that’s a man’s world for you. And men don't just forget names, they forget even the unforgettable moments... that moment before the first kiss, birthdays, anniversaries... I wish I had a woman here so I could give you the complete list.
I was watching some comedy where this dude forgot the girl’s birthday. And when the chic lashed out, he said “Happy Birthday… that’s for next year᾿
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I agree how demeaning it is but who can blame dude on a date with sexy mama for sitting there and drooling over the sexy cleavage, luscious lips to the point of having selective amnesia? Thing is, no harm is usually meant.
Ladies, can you please find it in you to forgive us for the partial amnesia? And speaking my fellow men who have it, we are not in denial. We admit we have it. That’s the first step…
Dudes I think its time to do some damage control. We need reminders on our phones for all the anniversaries (first kiss anniversary, first month dating anniversary…) and pray hard that the phone don’t comatose on you. We also need the name tags on the cleavages maybe to refresh our minds better… just kidding ;-)
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