funnyshyone

Woman, Aged 26 in UK, England, London
Looking for a: Man, Aged 23 - 37, Any Ethnicity

"Its hard maintaining funny."

  • My ethnicity isBlack
  • Height5'1" or below
  • StatusSingle
  • SeekingLong-term/Friends/Penpal
  • Body typeSlim build
  • Have childrenNo children
  • SmokingDo not smoke, but OK if you do
  • DrinkingNever drink
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"I Married My Knight In Shinning Armor!"

I just wanted to say that I enjoyed my experience on your dating site. I'm pleased to announce that on April 14th of this year I married my White Knight in shining armor. He is the sweetest kindest man I've ever known. This man is proof that there are still good men out there. Men who are truly wo... read more

Tamika,
California, United States

How would you describe yourself?

I'm awful at elaborating the truth, which your supposed to do on these things... Right? (this coming from my single friend... Very single now I think about it.. Ahem so anyway), I can't bring myself to say "I like long walks on the beach" (thats an example, I really don't, have you been to little hampton... In january?) because I end up writing "I like long walks on the beach, not too long as sand is difficult to get from inbetween your toes... But if your wearing shoes you should be grand... Oh crocs? How old are you?".

Err... If you've survived that paragraph (or as its intitled "worst first impression ever") I'm pretty sure you think I'm insane or woody allen, If your fine with either (the latter I'm not so sure about) then you should get to know me as everything I've just written is clearly rubbish.

Well now that I've character assissinated myself.
Facts:
¤ I have a gap in my front teeth.
¤ I can't swim (and living in what can essentially be called an island, it's safe to persume I'll be the one with the arm blow up things when climate change decides to sinking us)
¤ I can't ride a bike (can anyone say sheltered childhood?) you see what happened was I kept saying tomorrow, and tomorrow never became today.
¤ Insomnia. ALL. THE. TIME.
¤ I have a twin (if your thinking what I think your thinking, forget it but if your thinking along the lines 'shes nice' you can carry on that train of thought... Finished? Ok, thank you!)

OK the NITTY GRITTY:
If your a huge film/music/book buff like me, talk to me about any of the following (that I've blatantly copied off my facebook) and I'm practically yours (talk about a cheap date):

Star Wars (all of them! Yes including the phantom menace... I'll regret saying that one day.. But til then) Half Nelson, A Clockwork Orange, Norwegian Wood, Submarine Archipelago, Dazed and Confused, The Trotsky, Catfish, Breaking Upwards, I'm Here, Hackers, All the Real Girls, Elephant, Fish Tank, The Motorcycle Diaries, The Beat That My Heart Skipped, A Guide to Recognising Your Saints, City of God, Shooting Dogs, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Spun, Dirty Pretty Things, Trainspotting, Inside Paris, Nineteen Eighty-Four, The Fall, The NeverEnding Story, Bright Young Things, Fargo, Leon, A Prophet, Youth In Revolt & The Princess Bride

Music:Titus Andronicus, John Coltrane, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Land of Talk, Mogwai, The Zombies, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Devendra Banhart, Gayngs, Beruit, Maxïmo Park, The Pixies, Dirty Projectors, Wilco, Damien Rice, Little Joy, Ben Folds Five, Jeff Pianki, Buddy Holly, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, Janis Joplin, Chet Baker, Bon Iver, Miles Davis, Stevie Wonder, R. E. M., Herbie Hancock, Garbage, Jeff Buckley, Lauryn Hill, Sam Cooke, The Smiths, Oasis, The Walkmen & The Black Keys

And top 5 books (or we'll be here FOREVER.. Well.. You'll be)
-The amazing adventures of kavalier and clay
-Extremely loud and incredibly close
-The giver
-The Heart of Things: Applying Philosophy to the 21st Century
-Nineteen Eighty-Four.

I am looking for...

I deal badly at direct questions like this because I'm really undecided about most things in life, including preferences when It comes to people because in the end were all human and have a tendency to change our minds pretty quickly about what we want/need and nothings set in stone... Except your name on a grave stone... I'm going to be that person aren't I?... The one who used the word grave stone when describing her ideal match. Great I can see it now "hey! Grave stone girl?"

Edit: Anyone who says "I'll treat you like a queen/princess"
Please don't because its not about treating someone better then you would anyone else, I think as a basic principle you should treat everyone you know with high regard & respect and humanity that they rightly deserve.

I'm all about the basics of late: funny, confident, smiler, can deal with long winded going nowhere type sentences, music fan (thats not very simple but you know ITS MUSIC!!) , humble, and a humanitarian because nobody ever got hurt being considerate... Ok... Gandhi... Martin luther king.. Yeah lets just leave it at that.

Talking points (I don't want your generic hi)
- recommend me a band/song/album your loving at the moment (I won't judge you... I totally will... A little)
- pet peeve (the word "like" I personally think it is a plague on humanity.. Do not say like unless you use it to connect to an example or you actually mean like!)
- things that make you laugh (people that whisper when they get angry, idk why? But it does!)

About Her

  • Want childrenWant children
  • Eye colorBlack
  • Hair colorDark Brown
  • ReligionOther
  • OccupationStudent
  • EducationGraduate degree
  • LanguagesEnglish/Other
  • RelocationI'd relocate anywhere in the world
  • Ideally I'd live in aTent in the woods
  • My fashion sense isJeans and Tshirt all the time/Dress according to the occasion
  • My sense of humor isWitty - I have a razor-sharp tongue/Sarcastic - Dripping with it!/Obscure
  • When I go to partiesI'm in the background but enjoying myself/I go with the flow
  • On a day off, I enjoyA cultural outing such as museum or gallery/Curling up with a good book/Volunteering/Watching TV or a movie
  • When it comes to workI work part-time

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Message Flirt Favorite IM

"I Married My Knight In Shinning Armor!"

I just wanted to say that I enjoyed my experience on your dating site. I'm pleased to announce that on April 14th of this year I married my White Knight in shining armor. He is the sweetest kindest man I've ever known. This man is proof that there are still good men out there. Men who are truly wo... read more

Tamika,
California, United States