funnyshyone

Woman, Aged 26 in UK, England, London
Looking for a: Man, Aged 23 - 37, Any Ethnicity

"Its hard maintaining funny..."

  • My ethnicity isBlack
  • Height5'1" or below
  • StatusSingle
  • SeekingFriends/Penpal/Long-term
  • Body typeSlim build
  • Have childrenNo children
  • SmokingDo not smoke, but OK if you do
  • DrinkingNever drink
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"Worth The Wait"

We are still waiting to meet, due to the distance of me being in the UK and he being in Canada, but we talk everyday and skype when we get the chance, normally few times a week. We have been talking almost 6 months now, even with the distance we both have a great feeling about this.... Friends on ... read more

Ip_lass,
England - Canada

How would you describe yourself?

Facts:
¤ I have a gap in my front teeth.
¤ I can't swim and living in what can essentially be called an island, it's safe to presume I'll be the one with the arm blow up things when global warming decides to sinking us... And yes I believe in global warming as a actual real concept... First to realize first to die.. PSA tag line for climate change, suggestions welcome.
¤ I can't ride a bike (can anyone say sheltered childhood?) you see what happened was I kept saying tomorrow, and tomorrow never became today.
¤ Insomnia. ALL. THE. TIME... What is sleep?
¤ I'd like to think Rashida Jones would play me in a film... Although in reality it would be a background actor who walks into sofas/buys Ikea furniture despite knowing its evils/went to crossfit once and left using her dead grandma as an excuse (one ticket to special hell please) but I like to aim high.
¤ Yoga addict

The NITTY GRITTY:

If your a huge film/music/book buff like me, talk to me about any of the following (that I've blatantly copied off my facebook) and I'm practically yours (talk about a cheap date):

Star Wars (all of them! Yes including the phantom menace... I'll regret saying that one day.. But til then) Half Nelson, A Clockwork Orange, Norwegian Wood, Submarine Archipelago, Dazed and Confused, The Trotsky, Catfish, Breaking Upwards, I'm Here, Hackers, All the Real Girls, Elephant, Fish Tank, The Motorcycle Diaries, The Beat That My Heart Skipped, A Guide to Recognising Your Saints, City of God, Shooting Dogs, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Spun, Dirty Pretty Things, Trainspotting, Inside Paris, Nineteen Eighty-Four, The Fall, The NeverEnding Story, Bright Young Things, Fargo, Leon, A Prophet, Youth In Revolt & The Princess Bride

Music:Titus Andronicus, John Coltrane, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Land of Talk, Mogwai, The Zombies, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Devendra Banhart, Gayngs, Beruit, Maxïmo Park, The Pixies, Dirty Projectors, Wilco, Damien Rice, Little Joy, Ben Folds Five, Jeff Pianki, Buddy Holly, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, Janis Joplin, Chet Baker, Bon Iver, Miles Davis, Stevie Wonder, R. E. M., Herbie Hancock, Garbage, Jeff Buckley, Lauryn Hill, Sam Cooke, The Smiths, Oasis, The Walkmen & The Black Keys

And top 5 books (or we'll be here FOREVER.. Well.. You'll be)
-The amazing adventures of kavalier and clay
-Extremely loud and incredibly close
-The giver
-The Heart of Things: Applying Philosophy to the 21st Century
-Nineteen Eighty-Four.

I am looking for...

Edit: Anyone who says "I'll treat you like a queen/princess"
Please don't because its not about treating someone better then you would anyone else, I think as a basic principle you should treat everyone you know with high regard & respect and humanity that they rightly deserve.

I'm all about the basics of late: funny, confident, smiler, can deal with long winded going nowhere type sentences, music fan (thats not very simple but you know ITS MUSIC!!) , humble, and a humanitarian because nobody ever got hurt being considerate... OK well... Gandhi... Martin luther king.. Biggie Smalls (HE WAS CONSIDERATE OK!) Yeah lets just leave it at that.

Talking points (I don't want your generic hi)
- recommend me a band/song/album your loving at the moment (I won't judge you... I totally will... A little)
- pet peeve (the word "like" I personally think it is a plague on humanity.. Do not say like unless you use it to connect to an example or you actually mean like!)
- things that make you laugh (people that whisper when they get angry, idk why? But it does!)

About Her

  • Want childrenWant children
  • Eye colorBlack
  • Hair colorDark Brown
  • ReligionOther
  • OccupationStudent
  • EducationPHD
  • LanguagesEnglish/Other
  • RelocationI'd relocate anywhere in the world
  • Ideally I'd live in aTent in the woods
  • My fashion sense isJeans and Tshirt all the time/Dress according to the occasion
  • My sense of humor isWitty - I have a razor-sharp tongue/Sarcastic - Dripping with it!/Obscure
  • When I go to partiesI'm in the background but enjoying myself/I go with the flow
  • On a day off, I enjoyA cultural outing such as museum or gallery/Curling up with a good book/Volunteering/Watching TV or a movie
  • When it comes to workI work part-time

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Message Flirt Favorite IM

"Worth The Wait"

We are still waiting to meet, due to the distance of me being in the UK and he being in Canada, but we talk everyday and skype when we get the chance, normally few times a week. We have been talking almost 6 months now, even with the distance we both have a great feeling about this.... Friends on ... read more

Ip_lass,
England - Canada