Nickname | Mrapollo12, Man, 34 |
Location | Malvern, Pennsylvania, USA |
Looking for a | Woman, aged 18 - 99, Any Ethnicity |
My ethnicity is | Asian/White/East Indian/Latino... |
Seeking | Long-term/Dating/Friends |
How would you describe yourself?
My name is Fred and I like to write stories. Actually it's probably my only talent other than being totally insane. But not that bad kid of insane where I'll stare at you through your window, call you 500 times a day(and 600 at night), set your cat on fire, and eventually have a restraining order pinned against me. Yeah no I'm rather um what's the word... I'm not sure there is just one... Probably many. Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities but I'm hilarious.
FUN FACT TIME!!!
END IF THE LINE MY VALENTINE!!!
-That segway made less sense than Snakes on a Plane(this is either a fun fact or an obvious statement take it or leave it)
-I was right there with Samuel L. Too... I wanted those snakes off that plane...
-I cannot eat chocolate bunnies they look creepy
-I have 3 cats
-I'm afraid of spiders so I kill them like reflexively
-My cats have killed mice but they've never killed a bug because they're pussies(hee hee get it?)
-That joke was pretty bad ^
-I like cashews
-I have days where I dream of having a statue erected in my image to make me feel better about myself
-I cannot directly compliment a person; I instead wrap the compliment within an insult
-I am fluent in English, crazy, and sarcasm
-If I can't fix something that's broken then I hit it and usually it works.
-I could go on but I won't...
Yes I am a nerd no I am not socially awkward. Deadpool is the greatest superhero on the planet hands down he's owned everyone in the marvel universe at least once and he's freakin hilarious. X-men are the greatest superhero team. Hellboy, Cowboy Ninja Viking, and the reboot of Generation 1 Transformers are the coolest somewhat obscure series I've ever read. Bleach Naruto Soul Eater and One Piece are my guilty pleasures but there's like a ton of other anime and manga that I enjoy. And everyone loves 90's cartoons so if you say you don't you're probably also a miserable soul intent on erasing your childhood... Admit it 90's were flippin awesome. I've only read Harry Potter 1-4 I never read the others because school has taken over my life as such the only thing I have now are movies that do the series little justice. There might be more to come.
At any rate, I'm currently attending DCCC to get an associates degree most likely in english or writing then I'll transfer to some other college( most likely West Chester). I love movies from any genre except romantic comedies... Bleh. And I have like 20, 000 songs on my Zune but I hate hip hop and country sooo yeah.
If you're looking for a "Mr. Perfect" you won't find him here. I'm not athletic, in fact my attention span isn't even long enough to follow the first 5 minutes of a game. I don't have great looks the only thing I have going for me is humor and a large brain in spite of the fact that I hide it with insanity which actually accentuates the intelligence when you stop to think. Actually in a study I made up I've only found that there 1 in every 1000 men are actually both smart and attractive and I am not one of them sorry to disappoint. And one more thing; no matter how you slice it chivalry is dead. It's just one of those concepts that's absolutely stupid. I'm not chivalrous I'm classy don't mix the two up chivalry is just another way of kissing ass to get in a girl's pants. Classy on the other hand, is simply doing things that human beings just should do because it the right thing to do.
Uh message me if you feel the need to know more about me OR if I made you giggle OR if you would like to know why Deadpool wins against everyone.