My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 5'11" (180 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Friends/Penpal/Long-term/Dating |
Body type | Slim build |
Have children | Children not at home |
Smoking | Do not smoke, but OK if you do |
Drinking | Drink socially |
Nickname | Mii2oo, Woman, 41 |
Location | Waterloo, Ontario, Canada |
Looking for a | Man, aged 28 - 54, Asian |
My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 5'11" (180 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Friends/Penpal/Long-term/Dating |
Body type | Slim build |
Have children | Children not at home |
Smoking | Do not smoke, but OK if you do |
Drinking | Drink socially |
How would you describe yourself?
I'm very social and talkative, I laugh a lot, am a bit silly, and will always be more nerd than cool. I exercise a little, but I'm naturally thin, so I'm not a gym rat or anything. I like Nintendo systems and games, but I suck once I'm past level two of any game, so I'm far from a gamer. I have a dog. He's a greyhound, lazy, and the closest thing to a soul mate I've ever had. He's sweet and fuzzy, but has killed cats and a small dog, so if you're short and have four legs we probably won't work out. I like my cars like I like my dog - fast. I really enjoy ripping down country roads and testing my car's every limit, but I don't race. If you drive a minivan I will laugh, but won't be opposed to going for a cruise in it.
Please no criminals, gangsters (maffia guys are okay - super badass, right?), religious fanatics, or homeless individuals.
I am looking for
I have no idea what I'm looking for. I'm going to start with fun. If you're not capable of having or being fun, go away. Writing that just made me laugh! I'd use an emoji here, but it would probably turn out like computer jibberish instead of a laughing face, so I won't.
What else am I looking for... Hmmmm... Asians are good. If you're a tall, nice Asian guy than you can message me.
Oh! No young kids - no one under, oh, let's say 25. No no, 27! 29? Basically I don't want to feel like I'm your mom. And no one over 50, unless you look younger than 50. And if you're 40 something that looks like you're going on 60... Sorry.
One more while I'm rolling along here: no rich guys. That's right. I don't want to hear about your bankroll, or see pictures of you hanging off your sports car in a cool pose with every piece of jewelry you own on. Good for you, but please flaunt where it will be appreciated. And no imitation rich guys either. You're just as bad!
If you've read the above and haven't been excluded or put off, you may message me too. (Insert smile emoji here) I just laughed again.