How would you describe yourself?
I was going to write the typical profile about what I like blah blah blah but I think that's what everyone does so I'll do something different, i’m a jerk. I won’t let you win any games we play, none, nada, zero, if we're out bowling and by some miracle you're wining your shoelaces will mysteriously become untied in fact be careful I'd probably push you just for laughs haha (i'm a sore loser I know). I can't date you if you can't cook I'm convinced that I'm a fat person trapped in a skinny body I love to eat home cooked food. And by the way lasagne is my favorite if you can't cook that it's over. :))))
I'm known to be very spontaneous so be prepared for a call on the weekend saying "babe what you doing?? Pack your bags we going to vegas" just because I can, oh and don't forget about the 3am text asking "are you sleeping because I'm not" hint hint wink wink lol
The type of girls I'm looking for:
I'm looking for the sweetest most perfect girl in the world :) sike!!!!! I used to think all I needed was a good girl but I realize all they do is hold on and cling too much I want a woman who has her own life(no clingers allowed) is as competitive as I am, a s**t talker and one who isn't too sensitive or emotional all the time. If this is you don't be afraid to message me I almost always respond
Starsign
Aquarius
Want children
Want children
Eye color
Brown
Hair color
Black
Religion
Christian (Protestant)
Occupation
Computer related
Education
Associates degree
Languages
English
Relocation
I'd relocate anywhere in the world
Ideally I'd live in a
In the City/House in the suburbs/Beach house
My fashion sense is
Dress according to the occasion/Wear the latest trends
My sense of humor is
Sarcastic - Dripping with it!
When I go to parties
I'm in the background but enjoying myself/I go with the flow/I get around
On a day off, I enjoy
Something athletic or energetic/Napping/Watching TV or a movie
I attend religious services
Holidays and that's it
When it comes to work
I keep a standard 40-hour work week