My ethnicity is | Black/Native American |
Height | 6'0" or above |
Status | Divorced |
Seeking | Long-term/Dating/Friends |
Body type | Athletic build |
Have children | Children not at home |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Drink socially |
Nickname | Lex66, Man, 58 |
Location | Clinton Township, Michigan, USA |
Looking for a | Woman, aged 24 - 42, Any Ethnicity |
My ethnicity is | Black/Native American |
Height | 6'0" or above |
Status | Divorced |
Seeking | Long-term/Dating/Friends |
Body type | Athletic build |
Have children | Children not at home |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Drink socially |
How would you describe yourself?
I want this to be funny... I am trying to make you laugh... So here goes.
Okay... So If I bookmarked you, that means I saw your pic and said DAYIUM!! And then I clicked on the photo and saw that you don't live in Togo and you have more than one picture on your profile. I must have read your words and found you to be intelligent... So you must have "spell check" or good grammar. You must look really good for any age. I love an exotic looking woman so congrats!!... You must be the HOTNESS!!! Now what...
I just need you to answer a few questions before we continue. The answers to all of these questions must be NO, or the interview will end abruptly, and that would be embarrassing for the both of us.
1. Were you born a dude?
2. Do you wish you were born a dude?
3. Do you act like a dude?
4. Have you ever said "I wasn't trying to kill him"?
5. Have you ever said "these size 12's are too little" (shoes)
6. Have you ever said "My dog's food tastes good"?
7. Have you ever said "Not guilty by reason of insanity"?
8. Have you ever been in a police chase?
9. Have you ever been medicated to make the voices stop?
10. Have you ever been in love with your student?
11. Have you ever stayed with a dude that beat you?
12. Have you ever beat a dude that stayed with you?
13. Have you ever tickled anyone with a sharp object?
14. Have you ever tickled anyone with a flame or heat?
15. Have you ever tapped anyone with your car?
16. Have you ever accidentally stomped anyone?
17. Have you ever returned someone's hair to them after a fight?
18. Have you ever not returned someone's hair to them after a fight?
19. Have you ever lost some hair in a fight and bought more?
I am looking for
20. Have you ever removed your hair before a fight?
21. Do you remove your hair at bedtime?
22. Do you wash your hair in the washing machine or dish washer?
23. Do you and your pet trade saliva?
24. Do you and your pet share silverware?
25. Do you and your pet sleep together?
26. Do you have a bug collection?
27. Do you have a wig collection?
28. Do you have a bug infested wig collection?
29. Do you have a bug infested pet that wears your wigs?
30. Have you ever said "make it look like an accident"?
31. Have you ever said "I bite my toenails"?
32. Have you ever ordered "skrimps"?
33. Did a talkshow pay for your baby's paternity test?
34. Did you confront your cousin on a talkshow?
35. Did you reveal your secret on a talkshow?
36. Have you ever been in a fight on a talk show?
Thank you for answering these questions. You will be contacted soon.
P. S. I don't use the chat option ever. Usually when I'm on the computer, I'm working so I found out the hard way that if I don't disable the chat option, someone could ramdomly send me a chat message and freeze my graphics programs, and then I have to shut my system down and start all over. This is not fun. So I appreciate any attention but if you can't connect its on purpose.
Plus I'd rather see you before I chat because I know how the game goes and I save time by avoiding all the anonymous candidates. Even on the internet we have to be careful not to connect with freakazoids and gamers who try so hard to catch lonely suckers. I'm single but I ain't lonely so please don't waste my time or yours, you'll just get your feelings hurt.