My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 5'7"-5'11" |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Dating/Friends |
Body type | Average build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Smoke occasionally |
Drinking | Drink socially |
Nickname | Jimmid, Man, 41 |
Location | Somerville, Massachusetts, USA |
Looking for a | Woman, aged 21 - 28, Asian/Black/East Indian... (Exclusive) |
My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 5'7"-5'11" |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Dating/Friends |
Body type | Average build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Smoke occasionally |
Drinking | Drink socially |
How would you describe yourself?
Ideally I would not describe myself. It's not unheard of for me to have a friend write this part of my profile for me. But then I end up with descriptions such as "This kid's a deranged psycho killer with the heart of a puppy!", which is really too vague, although poetic (and disturbingly accurate). I suppose I should be contriving some very attractive summary of all my best points, but I find myself unable to do so. Instead I think I'll just list off three random things about me, for better or worse: I have a beard and I steadfastly refuse to shave (although I have become much more willing to trim it in recent years), I have a wonderful sense of humor (but you'll learn more about that later), and I think you are the most beautiful woman I will ever meet.
I am looking for
Hot, passionate, no-holds-barred sex.
OR completely platonic friendship.
OR some combination of the two.
Perhaps a very complicated arrangement by which our relationship would seem to any outside observer to be the latter until such time as we are safely behind locked doors, when it reverts to the former. Or, more interestingly, one that would seem from the outside to be the former, but is in actuality the latter.