My ethnicity is | Black |
Height | 5'2"-5'6" |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Long-term/Friends |
Body type | Slim build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Do not smoke, but OK if you do |
Drinking | Drink socially |
Nickname | Happi4two, Woman, 49 |
Location | Houston, Texas, USA |
Looking for a | Man, aged 33 - 43, White/East Indian/Pacific Islander... (Exclusive) |
My ethnicity is | Black |
Height | 5'2"-5'6" |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Long-term/Friends |
Body type | Slim build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Do not smoke, but OK if you do |
Drinking | Drink socially |
How would you describe yourself?
I love to laugh at times, even at times when its not appropriate. I can be very politically incorrect, my friends normally filter me, but if they are not around, I go for the gold. What the heck life is short right, it's fun to shake it up, shock people, besides deep down we know they were thinking the same thing anyway, right?
I believe that people are good. I know, it sounds a load of what that neighbour's dog left on your lawn that you have now stepped into, but I cant help it, I think that we can be good, and we want to be good; a lot of times people are never given a chance. I believe we should give a chance even just a very, very small one sometimes. Umhhh, just to be clear though, please don't mistake my believe in people for weakness.
I am quite patient and will listen to pointless rants and raves; but I warn you, only for so long before I tune out and start to day dreaming; it's an art I picked up listening to my mother when she used to go on and on about how my generation was doomed.
I'm totally in love with love. Go on puke you guts out, I dont care, it's your guts, mine are still inside me. But I think everyone should let go and fall completely in love at least once in their life; its a feeling like no other, and yes the fall from a heartache, can hurt like there's no tomorrow, and will leave you with a zinger, but still there's nothing really like real love.
Ok, so what's wrong with me? Well apparently I snore sometimes(still to be proven to me), and when faced with snakes, roller coasters or heights, I will cry(no seriosuly, I will). I can be forgetful sometimes, and I'm bad with names when I don't really care to know a person (lets not jest, there are some people who are of no interest to us, and we know will not have any impact or even a tempoary place in our lives).
Aside from that I'm pretty much perfect. What? Did you put down any real flaws of your own? Have you ever read a profile where the person had any real flaws, on this or any other site? No you haven't, well except for people with low self esteem and that just a whole different topic.
It actually has me wondering sometimes, maybe we are all perfect when by ourselves, but as soon as we become part of a pair ( or more, depending on your lifetstyle choice) we become flawed, maybe the other person or persons are the ones breaking us, since we were apparently flawless before.
Anyway, I leave the flaw finding to you, hopefully you will see them as delighfully cute quirks, that you will find adorable.
I am looking for
Can you laugh at yourself? I don't mean like "haha, I'm a good sport but deep down I'm pissed." I dont mean chuckle either. I mean let go, laugh out loud, at me, and yourself and at the world. Be naughty and a little inappropriate, whoa buddy!! I said naughty, not vulgar, pull it back a bit there.
Now sober up, do you have a good head on your shoulders? LOL, I guess that elimniates any man with a neck. Who came up with that anyway? But seriously, be a kind, responsible person; the kind of man who can let a woman win now and again and not get mad (let me bowl with the gates up).
I'm not looking for anyone to complete me, I'm not missing any parts. I can't complete anyone, I do not have extra parts either. Please be already completely assembled; and for pete's sakes, be properly assembled. I am not a Psychiatrist, I don't know how to fix your jumbled parts. I'll just make you a bigger mess.
I'm not looking to change anyone either, diapers or otherwise. Know who you are, and what you want as defined by you, and get a nurse if you need one.
Just be my perfect, imperfect complement, and hopfully we'll sum pretty close to 90 degrees.