My ethnicity is | Black/White |
Height | 5'7"-5'11" |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Long-term |
Body type | Athletic build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Drink socially |
Nickname | Funny_Dude, Man, 55 |
Location | Los Angeles, California, USA |
Looking for a | Woman, aged 35 - 45, White |
My ethnicity is | Black/White |
Height | 5'7"-5'11" |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Long-term |
Body type | Athletic build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Drink socially |
How would you describe yourself?
***DISCLAIMER: I READ. Therefore, if I sent you a flirt, it's because I liked your pretty face, AND, I read your profile. Nobody buys a magazine without checking out the cover first, capiche :)
Once upon a time I dated the daughter of a klansman, until she told me she was the daughter of a klansman. 8 out of 10 ex's would say I'm a good man, so I've got that going for me. I'm just a normal guy. I ain't no real nigga, I'm from Minnesota. They don't make real niggas in Minnesota, they only make black people.
Lets see, after Minnesota I lived in Louisiana for a year then back to Minnesota. Then I landed in Los Angeles because of a modeling contract and the rest is history.
I have a tendency to do the darndest things when I'm in love with a woman like write love letters and mail them, or surprise the love of my life with flowers on Monday. I don't take kindly to someone trying to change me. I come as is, the good, the bad, and the ugly."Don't get me wrong" (name that song or artist by the way and you score brownie points)... I'm all about change because with change comes growth and I love growth. I just don't like someone trying to change me without my consent. So by all means, lets talk about it.
I'm very athletic. I was once offered a college scholarship for bowling. I train 5 days a week and pretty much eat as much as I breathe. I'm a very physical person who thrives on a well trained physique. I also like to the enjoy and admire the well trained physique of others. I eat a lot of meat so if you're a serious vegetarian/vegan or a PETA follower you probably can't stand the likes me.
Being a Dallas Cowboys fan is my #1 hobby :)
My favorite band will always be Soundgarden. I love country and don't understand why more people don't love country too. Being that I'm from Minnesota I've been to three Prince concerts.
I love horror movies and comedies.
When I do drink, it's either Powers Irish Whiskey, wine, or a good beer. Getting sloppy, falling down, stumbling stupid wasted is not my thing... Anymore :)
I can be a sensitive guy. I think I've cried at least three times in the past two weeks. It breaks my heart what's going on with the world and with people. Where's the love? I like to take time to stop and care about life and the world around me.
I'm open...
I am looking for
A woman... In all her glorious splendor. The right woman has to be crazy enough for me. She must love life and be forgiving of people, no matter how much she'd like to choke the crap out of them. She loves sports and food, and is prone to bouts of frolicking for no good reason what so ever other than she likes to frolic. A wildly amusing princess with a touch of tomboy, or vice versa, would be the girl of my dreams.
Specifically, you're a woman with a touch of edginess to her. Hilarious, quirky, sexy, smart, thoughtful, creative, with a nice rack and tight fun buns. You're a woman I can go workout with, go camping and fishing with, go to a game with, go to a blues club with, go on an impromptu road trip with, go...
You must be fit and athletic. That means you use your gym membership 3 to 5 days a week for starters. If you're in a softball league, I Love You. If you're a martial artist, I bow to you. If you're a runner, I'll keep up. You're a sports fan. You don't have be as serious as I am, but at least have a team you like to watch win or loose. I'll even buy you a jersey for support (as long as it's not a Philadelphia Eagles jersey, cause that's just wrong).
Please don't be so caught up into politics that you don't have a mind of your own. Please don't be so caught up into religion that you don't have a thought of your own.
I'm a very physical person by nature, from contact sports to human contact. That means if you're not comfortable being physical (in a good way of course) then we would not work together.
I'm looking for an honest, genuine, monogamous relationship. None of this dating game crap please.