My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 5'1" or below |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Long-term/Friends |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Nickname | Dajokester5, Woman, 46 |
Location | Greenville, South Carolina, USA |
Looking for a | Man, aged 30 - 38, Black/Mixed |
My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 5'1" or below |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Long-term/Friends |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
How would you describe yourself?
I'm random...
I love to smile...
I laugh at myself!!
I have smooth legs all the time even in the winter
I like to do things most guys like to do
I love the colors BLUE RED & BLACK...
I do crunches so I can eat ice cream...
I dance in my car
I cant stand my feet being touch cuz it tickles too bad
If I drink caffeine after 3pm I cant sleep
Sometimes I jump inside of crowded elevators...
I'm addicted to Greys Antamoy, The Game, Numbers, CSI, and Ghost Whisper
I wanna be a cop so I can use my handcuffs!
I can copy any dance move you got and if I cant I'll buy you a drink
I walk around my house naked until I can find clothes I wanna wear
I like sweddish fish and red sour balls...
I am a softy but put up a front so people don't think they can walk all over me
Sometimes I fall Up the stairs...
I ALWAYS MATCH!! Even at bedtime...
I love to be lead into a room by the small of my back
I hate shopping, gossiping, and doing my make-up and nails
I love watching the reality shows and making fun of them!!
I drink long island iced tea and call them LITs
I break out the "Stanky Leg" at the most random moments...
I fist Pump like "Tiger Woods" after I do something clever...
Sometimes I stand on my head...
I trip over things and look around to see if anybody saw! I play it off well tho!
I coach 17 & under volleyball
I like to wear sweats and a hat
Straight shots will make me cook you breakfast...
I love to build sand castles... Pick up shells... Catch sand crabs
Thongs make me feel sexy...
I eat $5(pause)...$5(pause)...$5 Footlongs...
Sometime I'm like a lil kid tryin to get ur attention but if I get it you'll enjoy every minute
I take baths and almost fall asleep its so relaxing
I check out guys not their wallets...
I like water in a bottle but not in a glass...
I make up my own words "Chillaxin, Stupificated, Ridunkulous, SEXI'FIED.. Etc"
I dance like no one is watching without any alcohol in my system including on tables etc...
I will breakout the runningman & typewriter on your A$$
I sleep with a pillow under the covers cuz it makes me feel safe
Everything sounds better in Italian...
I believe "Sexual Healing" and "Lets Get It On" are baby making music... Along with others
I have never gone out to get food or to a movie alone
I always order my scramble eggs with cheddar cheese...
Once I fall in love you're getting anything you want cuz I will want to spoil you
I hate to be alone cuz it allows my mind to wonder and I think too much
If it comes to mind it comes out my mouth
Sometimes I don't brush my hair before goin into public
I can go for days without getting out of my PJs
You wanna know more just ask course do like to joke alot...
I am looking for
Someone that is caring, loyal, honest and real. That doesnt want to play games. I hate drama gossip and getting involved in any of that so want someone who isnt always looking to start some issues... Other than that just ask I will tell ya.