My ethnicity is | Black |
Height | 5'1" (155 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Friends/Penpal |
Body type | Large build |
Have children | Children not at home |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Drink socially |
Nickname | -SPICA-, Woman, 54 |
Location | Nassau, New York, USA |
Looking for a | Man, aged 30 - 60, White (Exclusive) |
My ethnicity is | Black |
Height | 5'1" (155 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Friends/Penpal |
Body type | Large build |
Have children | Children not at home |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Drink socially |
How would you describe yourself?
⬆️Bob Marley⬆️
Ok so here goes! I don't know what to say.. Help me! I am so not good at this. Why don't I start at the beginning?🤔 I was a wee lass standing on the banks of the bog where I hid the body... 🤫Oh crap wrong life.. Ugh. Shall I tell you about the time I escaped from jack the ripper herself? Yes "Jack The Ripper"was a woman, I know I survived. 😥Well if I didn't scare you away yet here is a little about me. Ya know every time I write "about" I say it in an upper mid west accent idk why{insert fargo reference here}. I swear if I keep this up no men will message me. 🤪Ok act normal... I reside on long island in the state of new york (yes we are part of the state.) I was born on the island of Trinidad in the West Indies. I came to new york when I was ten years old... Yadda yadda
Do you really want me to bore you with all of that? I am online to... Idk! Can you help me find out why I'm here???? Btw I hate taking pics I had to take one because they said: "upload one it will attract more men" sigh.. I am not smiling because I am not comfortable taking pics {i know I am not the usual woman who loves taking pics of themselves} so that is me in all my glory...God save the queen.. I don't know why I wrote that😑 Another lifetime flashback again I guess. Oh! I'm watching Alaska state troopers as I type this. Oh yea I forgot:Dallas Cowboys! 🤠Yea I said that.. And San Jose Sharks 🦈 More to come soon,stay tuned...Exit stage left..😬 (Yes I tripped over the end of the curtain trying to exit)🤓
I am looking for
Hello Gentlemen 😉(Shits about to go down, brace yourselves)..🙃Gentlemen I’m Maria😶💃🏽...I beg you..Please stop sending me Flirts( I do not respond to them so just save yourselves some time) and please stop “Favoriting” me🙃. Introduce yourself like a gentleman. I understand some of you may not be members and cannot message me first and I’m sorry. 😕I manage to scrape together $20 a month to pay for this service soooo..👀😬.That being said 🙂My profile explicitly states ONLY white men 😬 Black and Hispanic men please stop sending flirts etc.... I mean 👀That is why I’m on this site😒 I just want to connect with Caucasian men please.😉 AND why do so many of you keep viewing my profile repeatedly? 🧐I’m just an ugly Black girl from the Islands and I’m really not that special 🤭 Ok if you are still reading (Thank you)🤪 Here we go....👩🏽💻 If you have “White Chocolate “ or any variation of it as your profile name or anywhere in your profile referring to yourself, please do NOT message me. 🤦🏽♀️Also, if you refer to Black women as any type of Candy or edible delight(Drum roll please) 🥁 Please Do NOT Message Me 🙃If you have a fragile Male Ego....Ya....Do Not Message Me....☣️And another “If” IF your interest is in ANYTHING sexual I.E. Sexual Talk..Sexual Text...Phone Sex...PLEASE Do not message me😳🤢🙅🏽♀️(I mean 👀I’ve been told I have a voice for Porn/Phone Sex but that’s besides the point)😆🙄😬 (Damn at this rate I think I may have excluded almost every Male on this site) 😱😬😹 Well I’m a Virgo and we’re straight shooters. That being said.....Ok...I am only interested in friendship at the moment. Yes Friendship, not friends with benefits. I am not interested in things being purchased for me or being wined and dined.... 💃🏽 I'm interested in someone who are themselves! I mean who else can you be but you? Everyone else is already taken right? 😏I am not going to set some unreal expectations for you. Hell I don’t Even consider myself Attractive....And yet here we are🤷🏽♀️...I take everyone at face value, I will not bore you with my "wants"i am a very truthful person. If I enjoy speaking with you I will tell you if I don't I will also tell you. (Well sometimes) (I’ve exchanged greetings with some men on here and it’s better I didn’t give them a formal “It’s me not you” speech) 😑I do not care if you have a negative balance in your bank account or one million in your bank account. To me truthfulness is better than money in the bank. Because once all of the money/material things are gone what's left? UPDATED 1/27/20🔮P.S...If you message me please use the word “Virgo” in your greeting then I will know you read my entire profile before you messaged me. 🤨 P.S.S. I don’t read anyone’s profile unless we have exchanged at least three messages. (We women go through a lot on this site. Lots of men that just want phone sex or our phone numbers because we just said “Hello” back 🥴) Ok soooo I guess I’ll get off of my horse now....🥚⬅️Fun fact about me? I hate eggs😷🤮