Nickname | -Michael-, Man, 45 |
Location | Willemstad, Curacao, Netherlands Antilles |
Looking for a | Woman, aged 18 - 99, Any Ethnicity |
My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 4'5" (135 cm) |
Seeking | Friends/Long-term/Dating |
How would you describe yourself?
First off, I"m 35, male, fit. I'malso a Marine Superintendent with a crazy schedule and have a nice place in
Limassol. Sounds pretty good, right? Wrong. So wrong. I've got a huge problem. You see, I"ve got this boat and, well, theres no one else in it. Big problem. Not okay. What I need is a co-captain.
Co-captain requirement include:
Must be over 25;
Not required to laugh at bad jokes, but must have a high tolerance for them;
Must love BBQ, as it is the only thing I can cook, ( joke, I cook everything you can imagine)
A sharp wit is priority;
Physical dimensions are irrelevant;
Must possess hopelessly romantic tendencies;
Must be patient with a superintendents unpredictable schedule;
Must have brilliant, beautiful, strong mind of her own.
I love science fiction, jazz, theatre, swimming, horseback riding, skiing, motorbikes, sushi and France... Not necessarily all together or in that particular order. I've heard my back rubs are as lousy as my memory, so maybe you can help me improve on one or both of those. I love a beautiful woman with a goofy laugh as much as I love a goofy-looking woman with a beautiful laugh. I dance better than I sing, but I sing better than I play sports.
I want my lover to be my best friend, my confidante, my rock, and, most importantly, someone to help me with my cufflinks (those things are impossible).
Cheers to you.